(no subject)

[apprentice_lurk]

((Spider-man needs one of these. Because I am crossing the streams like mad and because I say so.

And it'd be so cute with it sitting on his shoulder and swinging along after him and making snarky comments in Pokespeak! Eee!

Comments

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

...Oh, god in heaven. XD

Spidey: *flails at* Quit hogging all the cute!

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

But it would just enhance Spidey's natural adorable snarky charm! :D

Spinarak: *biiiiiig shiny chibi-eyes?* *love...*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: You know, I really don't need this kind of thing. Next thing you know I'll be rescuing kittens from trees or something. Kittens. My manhood can't cope with that.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Dude, you wear spandex. Everyone can see your spider-sense tingle anyway.

...I doubt there were complaints.

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: ...why, why, why didn't I stick with the sweatpants?

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Because you would have far less fans coveting the photos of your arse. *wise nod*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: And while it is, in fact, a very nice arse, I remain unconvinced of the advisability of letting the general public know its exact dimensions. ...besides J.J. Jameson insinuating I snarf cheeseburgers and bonbons on my days off, anyway.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Point, point, and he really ought to hear the saying about people in glass houses throwing stones but nevermind, and you've already got drooling fangirls anyway, so. Spandex ftw, it seems.

...And hey, there's barely anything on you anyway. You could probably get away with snarfing whatever you liked. ;)

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: *grin* Yeah, fighting supervillains tends to make it easy for me to keep my girlish figure.

[seiberwing.livejournal.com]

I'm still liking the pokemon-as-daemons idea, m'self. If only because Blackout walking around with a giant horned devildog would be awesome.