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[apprentice_lurk]

((Spider-man needs one of these. Because I am crossing the streams like mad and because I say so.

And it'd be so cute with it sitting on his shoulder and swinging along after him and making snarky comments in Pokespeak! Eee!

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[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: ...why, why, why didn't I stick with the sweatpants?

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Because you would have far less fans coveting the photos of your arse. *wise nod*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: And while it is, in fact, a very nice arse, I remain unconvinced of the advisability of letting the general public know its exact dimensions. ...besides J.J. Jameson insinuating I snarf cheeseburgers and bonbons on my days off, anyway.

[apprentice-lurk.livejournal.com]

Point, point, and he really ought to hear the saying about people in glass houses throwing stones but nevermind, and you've already got drooling fangirls anyway, so. Spandex ftw, it seems.

...And hey, there's barely anything on you anyway. You could probably get away with snarfing whatever you liked. ;)

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Spidey: *grin* Yeah, fighting supervillains tends to make it easy for me to keep my girlish figure.